Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Airport

From Dave Letterman's Top Ten 6 January, 2010 – Thought it was pretty hilarious.

Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Airport

10.To check a bag, it's a thousand bucks

9.
Security checkpoint workers encourage you to frisk them

8.
For the kids, a wading pool full of jet fuel

7.
Guy in tower won't say anything but "Niner"

6.
All flights depart at the same time

5.
Airport is home to 7 of world's 10 deadliest snakes

4.
Has Hertz Rent-A-Monkey counter

3.
Them: "Where are you traveling?" You: "San Francisco." Them: "We'll get you as close as we can"

2.
I don't remember planes having to parallel park quite so much

1.
At the duty-free shop you can buy exploding underpants